dietchola: reasons why winter is better than summer: you don’t sweat like a pig you don’t get sunburned you can drink hot coco you can wear cute sweaters christmas you don’t have to shave your legs every single day of your life snow is kinda cute sometimes no sweat sweaters no sweat hot chocolate This person doesn’t live in Northern Canada where those things are cute October...
coconutdead: “youre just bleeding because you dont floss,” my murderer says as he stabs me in the arm repeatedly
adisputetoremember: poptarter: talaem: “don’t be shy” thanks u cured me “just chill out” wow whered my anxiety go? “smile, be happy” depressions finally gone, why did i not think of that?
ernoji: In Flo-Rida’s song “Low” he states that Shawty is wearing the apple bottom jeans, the boots with the fur AND the Reeboks with the straps, what is she some kind of four legged morph woman? In all honesty I’m not surprised the whole club is looking at her
zackisontumblr: having plans sounds like a good idea until you have to put on clothes and leave your house
Sometimes you’re 23 and standing in the kitchen of your house making breakfast...– The Winter of the Air (via velvetsands) I know I’ve reblogged this before, but I still love it and have to reblog it again. (via anaomily)
If you’re a “nice guy” to a girl up until you realize she doesn’t want to date you, then go on about how she’s a cold shrew that friendzoned you and how no girls date nice guys, like, nah mate, girls do date nice guys. You just aren’t a nice guy. You’re a passive aggressive beta with internalized misogyny and a serious victim complex.
When you grow up as a girl, the world tells you the things that you are supposed...– Stevie Nicks (via whisperingwordsofwisdom)
I had an interview today in a city about an hour away from where I currently live. Not a huge deal. Not a HUGE commute. Not necessarily one I’d be eager to make every day, but it is do-able. However, it is down the Alaska Highway and on this highway there is the world’s scariest hill I would have to drive twice a day. It is a highway that I thanked the sweet baby Jesus I...
nicevagina: skinny girl takes photo in underwear = slut fat girl takes photo in underwear = inspiration to women
Reblog if a man has ever tried--no matter how...
monstrositysuperstar: hazellazer: Curious how often this happens. Heartbroken by how often this happens.
We got a letter from our management property saying that we owe 38$ on our gas account for the period of March 1-5. First of all, I’m upset that our bills go to their office. And also, We didn’t officially move IN until the 5th. We didn’t have an account until the 3rd. We have e-mail proof from the lease lady saying that we wouldn’t be able to move in until the 4th...
It sucks when someone you have feelings for doesn’t share those feelings; it...– -delacroix (via plainviews)
In about 30 seconds, I’m going to blow up all the Rogers buildings in the world. I’ll get the people out first. But I LEGITIMATELY cannot change my number. I’M GOING TO BE UNEMPLOYED FOREVER BECAUSE OF YOU ROGERS. THANKS.
God damn it, Rogers. Just let me change my number so I can start applying for jobs.
Boyf is rambling about something in the kitchen and I think he might have been talking about me at one point but I am not 100% sure. He is also drunk. Am curious as fuck and running out of patience.
We are trying to rent an apartment in FSJ for when we move up there. I’ve been having a correspondence with some bitty about a 2 bed furnished apt and she e-mailed back today and said “We don’t usually rent site unseen.” And basically said no to me. Bitch, that is WAY more of a risk for US than it is for YOU. Maybe you like to see your tenant’s before you approve...
I am so sick that I’m pretty sure I’m dying. Must get better by Tuesday.
Facebook thinks that I am fat and that I should be engaged. I would like for facebook to stop telling me how to live my life and to stop pressuring me. I like my r-ship exactly as it is. Fbook should know better.
Two days until I give my notice at my job. shitshitshitshitshitshitshit.
selmabouvier: i haven’t been to subway in 2 years cos the woman went “what bread do you want” and i went “yeah”
I have an addiction to online shopping.
But mostly it’s an addiction to the thrill I get when I receive a package in the mail. It’s becoming a problem.
shavingryansprivates: imagine if they made a movie about leonardo dicaprio’s life and didn’t cast him as himself and the dude who played leo got an oscar
My boyfriend is the greatest and he deserves all of the best things.