So. A small bottle of perfume I got as a sample that I didn’t REALLY like fell into the laundry and made all our clothes smell like the perfume.
At first, we thought it was funny that Mike was going to softball smelling like Coach perfume. And then we decided it wasn’t funny and was way too strong.
So he left, and I brought the bad load down and put it in the dryer.
AT THE VERY BOTTOM OF THE BASKET WAS ONE OF THOSE THICK SHARPIED SPIDERS JUST CRAWLING AROUND LIKE HE OWNED IT.
So I used a Tide bottle and killed it and now I think there are spiders everywhere. And that if I go back downstairs, it will have somehow reanimated with a vengeance.